In the midst of many interesting happenings, the most life changing to watch are the embarrassing ones, hands down. And well, let's just say I would be an impeccably good paparazzi. Just to give a taste of my abilities, I'll list a few gems:
- One morning walking to class I looked up in front of me to see a student dry heaving/puking right in the middle of my path. I walk by quickly only to realize it was somebody I knew... so naturally I walked more quickly. Not even three seconds later I glanced up again to watch(I'm not even kidding you I watched the entire tragedy) another boy walking in front of me wet his pants. Once the realization hit him, I watched as he ran full speed to the nearest bathroom.
- Sitting in my math class, being my regular "extremely studious" self, the kid sitting by me started cursing under his breath and gasping and holding his nose. Thinking this was regular calculus behavior I ignored him until the grunting noises became impossible to ignore. He promptly became desperate and ran out of the room, his bloody nose dripping EVERYWHERE. PROBABLY ALL OVER MY BACKPACK... (still getting over this)
- The other night I was walking to the sculpture lab to work on one of my sculptures outside of class. I walked in to find a "figure sculpting" class going on. By "figure sculpting" I mean the type of class where a model stands in front of the class very scantily clad... Well anyway, I walk in only to get an eye-full and then awkwardly make eye contact with the male model who I suddenly realize I know!!!!! On the bright side, he was definitely the more embarrassed out of the both of us.
There's nothing but excitement here at BYU and there's nothing like getting the COMPLETE experience.
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